What Does Your Wardrobe Say About You (Update)

What Does Your Wardrobe Say About You (Update)

One of my husband’s favorite activities is going out in public wearing t-shirts with funny sayings on them. He loves to make people laugh.

I’ve shared some of (my husband) Greg’s and my t-shirts before, but we’ve acquired some more, so it’s time for an update.

I’m about 4’11”. I am so tired of comments about my height.



I saw this one at a writers’ retreat and misread it at first. When I finally read it correctly, I laughed out loud. I found it online and bought one for me and one for Greg:


And my public service announcement:

Political t_shirt

I bought this workout tee just before my hip replacement surgery:

Workout t-shirt

And yes, I would be a Gryffindor, because that’s Hermione’s house:


And because I’m that old:



And you didn’t think I wouldn’t have a unicorn shirt, did you?


Are here are some of Greg’s. He says he has more, but I can’t find them.




Now it’s your turn. Which is your favorite? Do you have a t-shirt with a meaningful or funny slogan on it? Share in the comments below.

About Andrea R Huelsenbeck

Andrea R Huelsenbeck is a wife, a mother of five and a former elementary general music teacher. A freelance writer in the 1990s, her nonfiction articles and book reviews appeared in Raising Arizona Kids, Christian Library Journal, and other publications. She is currently working on a young adult mystical fantasy novel and a mystery.

2 responses »

  1. One of my favourite shirts, that my friend who lives in England gave me, has a picture of the Union Jack (their flag) but underneath in small writing it says “Union Jill” which is very appropriate for my name but most people don’t read what it says.
    My husband has several shirts with funny slogans including one that says in large letters “Beware I Know Karare” & then underneath in small print in brackets it adds “and a few other Japanese words”. Another one which suits my husband asks “Are you Childish?” Underneath is a checkbox for “Yes” & “No”. The “no” check box has been turned into the drawing of a house with a tree beside it.
    By the way I like your shirts about being short.

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