You told me to go suck an egg
And I’d really like to comply,
But, tell me, how do you suck an egg?
Do you have to boil it first?
And then do you suck it with the shell on
Do you stick the whole thing in your mouth?
Or just suck on one end?
Or do you suck it raw?
Do you tap a little hole in the shell
And suck the insides out?
How do you do it?