Today’s prompt: Begin by reading June Jordan’s “Notes on the Peanut.” Now, think of a person – real or imagined – who has been held out to you as an example of how to be or live, but who you have always had doubts about. Write a poem that exaggerates the supposedly admirable qualities of the person in a way that exposes your doubts.

Not Naming Any Names
by ARHuelsenbeck

He's not a politician
(that could explain his ineptitude)
He tells it like it is
(but who can understand what he’s saying)
He puts America first
(by alienating our allies)
He’s charismatic
(he gets other people to do his dirty work for him)
He’s a successful businessman
(with one failed business after another)
He has all the best people working for him
(until they’re arrested)
He’s accomplished more than any other president
(well, he certainly has more indictments)