Today’s prompt is to write an abecedarian poem.

You’re So
by ARHuelsenbeck

archaic
boring
clumsy
dopey
evil
flatulent
grating
hopeless
ignorant
jealous
knockabout
lazy
mean
nasty
offensive
purient
querulous
rude
silly
tasteless
unattractive
vile
wasteful
x-rated
yucky
zombielike